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more fun and less on self reflection and refraction.

time to blog about post exam activities. econs, being the last paper, as usual, was being very irritating. and as usual, i used up more than 1 booklet drawing humongous diagrams just for the sake of doing so. i added irrelevant diagrams such as  the perfectly elastic demand curve for the perfect competition and imperfectly inelastic demand curve for other markets. before that, i spent a long time wondering why the case study was asking why cheesy chocolate should or should not be produced.
revenge!!!!

okay. firstly, i shall say, "never invite me for NC16 AMERICAN movies again!" from now on, we are sticking with PG ratings and lower. im just a kid. im never sneaking into the cinema to watch such a disturbing show again.

not that jenifer's body was a scary show though. it was pretty comical. my experience went something like this: (disclaimer: personally i feel the movie ahd some elements which i dont really like and feel comfortable describing in vivd detail so i shall tell everything from a dumb point of view)
warning: if you do not want to know that Harry Potter does not die at the end of the sequel please do not read on. extreme lameness awaits

skip this if you dont want to read my usual lameness that may not come off as funny.
the movie starts of with a self deluded girl called needy, who believes she is a muay thai kickboxer, saying that hell is a teenage girl. i had no idea what hell referred to until i read wiki much later. then FLASH BACK! O.oooto a scene where the girl has a hair style that some how reminded me of taylor swift and her friend who i believed was called hell at first until they introduced her as jenifer (megan fox). wiki describes her as a flag girl because she waves flags.people believe that the two friends are lesbian etcetc despite the fact that needy is supposed to have a boy friend who is a half squirrel called chip. apparently dale thought the movie was too boring and decided not to come. anyway please heave a sigh of relief because that was not what the movie was about. after somehow partying at a cattle ranch that caught fire, flag girl goes off with a band called low shoulder despite the fact that they have normal shoulders then she gets stabbed and somehow survives. the fun then starts. i was told this movie was about megan fox eating people to grow fat but apparently she didnt. first, megan fox gets hungry but resists eating her friend because she found butter in the fridge more tasty. sadly butter was fattening so she threw up and went home sadly. then the next day, she felt hungry again and decided to eat a huge guy. half way through, she realised the guy was too large and decided to leave some for the apparently carnivorous deer. feeling guilty, she went swimming. after a period of time she felt hungry again, but this time went on a liquid diet. feeling a lot better about herself, she decided to eat chip since she confused the squirrel with the pringles brand somehow. so chip died and needy decided to use her awesome kickboxing skills to kill megan fox. then everybody died and the story ended.

in between, insert lots of face covering by the people who were on my left and some random screaming.
the movie wasnt really scary though. the only scary element was megan fox popping out of nowhere and saying "hey sexy, wanna hang out?"  in fact, i was more afraid of GV doing random IC checks during the movie than the movie itself. yupps that sums up about everything.